Okay, so it's been a really, really long time since I posted. Sorry about that. In my defense, it's been a rough couple of years.
Oh, sure there been some good stuff, too. My wife and I have another son, he's a year and a half and his hobbies include chewing on shoes and screeching. I've been writing, but, you know, books, not movie stuff.
Let me tell you about some of the things rolling around in Ol' Duder's head. I have this theory (call it a mindset, if you will) that once you write something and put it out there for the world to see, it's etched in stone. It is sacrosanct. This mindset/theory causes me to be terrified of putting even the *slightest* toe out of line, for fear of looking foolish. This, my blog has always been (or at least tried to be) academic sounding, high falutin', fancy pants stuff.
Well, no more of that.
I love movies. I love talking movies with people. It turns a stranger into a friend. Even if (sometimes because) I disagree with them. Talking about movies makes me happy and I think that in the past on this blog, I've been so concerned with sounding smart that I neglected to sound happy.
So, get ready for Happy Fun Movie Time! (Sounds like a Japanese game show.)
Have you ever been to a movie with an intermission? I haven't (unles you count Monty Python and the Holy Grail). However, when I went to see Gangs of New York, the power blinked right after DiCaprio left the cave and hung the rabbit on the fence. We sat and waited. Some folks took the opportunity to hit the bathroom. Eventually, they told us that when the power blinked, it caused the bulb in the projector to blow. The (then) wife and I got some free passes and came back the next night, but we had to sit through the first two hours of the movie again.
Oh, well.
It's still one of my favorites.
It's good to be back.
Popcorn Optional
Monday, October 2, 2017
Saturday, September 20, 2014
Remakes
Remakes.
Is there any word that creates more
animosity in the minds of filmgoers than this?
“Why can’t they just make something
new instead?” we complain, and
justifiably so.
Most of the time.
Because, while it is as rare as
hen’s teeth, every once in a while, Hollywood cranks out a remake that stands
alongside it’s classic forefather, and, even more rarely, manages to surpass
it. Lest we forget, Frankenstein with
Boris Karloff was a remake. As was The
Wizard of Oz with Judy Garland. Oh, and The
Maltese Falcon with Humphrey Bogart (twice over- once in 1931 and again in
1936 as Satan Met a Lady).
Saturday, April 12, 2014
An Open Letter to Gwenneth Victoria Lucas
Dear Gwen,
Welcome to Planet Earth, little
girl. This is me, your father.
There’s a great deal out there to
see, all kinds of animals, plants and faraway places, ancient monuments and
modern marvels, the stars in heaven and the ground beneath our feet. Your
mother and I will show you a lot of it, and you will see even more on your own
one day. Your mom will teach you to bake, to sew, to sing, to do all the things
that she’s good at.
I will teach you about the movies.
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Rainbow with Egg Underneath and an Elephant: Thoughts on Harold and Maude
Harold
and Maude is my favorite movie.
I discovered it many years ago
while in high school, having heard about it once or twice through various pop
culture references (like There’s
Something About Mary). A friend of mind pointed it out to me in a video
store and told me I should buy it. “I haven’t seen it,” I protested. “I don’t
like buying movies I haven’t seen.”
“You’ll like this one,” she
insisted. “If you don’t, I’ll buy it off you.”
How could I lose? So, I bought it,
took it home, watched it, and fell in love with it.
I’ve watched it countless times and
have bought it twice more, first on DVD and then again on Blu-Ray (thank you,
Criterion!).
Whenever someone tells me what
their favorite movie is, I’m inclined to ask why. What is it about that
particular film that brings you back to it time and time again? For some, the
answer is simply entertainment. For others, it’s nostalgia. For me and Harold and Maude, it is because of the
film’s mindset, life-affirming but with a twisted sense of humor. The film is
rebellious, but sweet, a celebration of life that focuses on death and, on top
of all that, a love story that is about love, not just of another human being,
but of all humanity, of all that life and the world has to offer, the good and
the bad.
Before I continue, I should warn
you: SPOILERS AHEAD. If you haven’t seen the film, you might want to go do so
before reading any further.
Monday, March 10, 2014
Whatever Happened to the Spoof?
The wise man says: “Dying is easy.
Comedy is hard.”
Today, friends, I am saddened to
announce the death of one of my favorite kinds of movie: The Spoof.
Perhaps, one day, it will rise and
live again like Peter Boyle’s monster, but, for now, allow me to eulogize this
lost form of filmmaking. I will speak not of what it has become, a meaningless
string of pop culture references, bodily fluid jokes and cameos by celebrities
who will do anything to get their names in print, but rather, for what it was:
a delicate balancing act of homage, roast and celebration, for the best spoofs
were only slightly removed from their serious precursors.
Monday, March 3, 2014
Of Capes and Cinema
Marvel vs. DC.
To some, this argument is as
inconsequential as “Chocolate vs. Vanilla.” To others, this is as important as Republican
vs. Democrat or Protestant vs. Catholic.
To us geeks, it is a very important
argument. I have friends who are staunch Marvel fans, pointing to Marvel’s
deeper characters and struggles with real-life problems as evidence that their
title is superior. For DC supporters, the argument stands that without DC,
there would be no Marvel, and that the DC pantheon of heroes reads more like
the gods on Olympus than acrobats in tights.
But, this is a movie blog, so, I’m
going to discuss Comic Book Movies, which is a whole other ball of wax.
Friday, February 21, 2014
Schlock Therapy
For three years now, my day job (that is, the one I get paid
for) has been in Behavioral Health.
Mental Heatlh.
A psych ward.
Now, at my previous facility (I
have since moved halfway across the country), I worked first and second shifts,
which meant that I had a lot of interaction with patients, something I kind of
miss now that I’m a third-shifter. Anyway, on Tuesdays from three to four in
the afternoon, there was a group scheduled, but there was no one to lead said
group, which resulted in the patients simply sitting in the dayroom and
watching a video. There were two problems with this: one, we only had two
videos that actually worked and two, any patient who had been there before (and
there were a few) or had been there for more than a week had probably already
seen both of them. I felt bad for the patients, having to sit through the same
two depressing videos over and over again, so I asked if there was something
else we could do.
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